Hey there [tos]sers! I can't believe no one had done this yet. We love [title of show], and we know you do too.
“[T]hey have to shower and stare into the closet. ‘What should I wear to hate today?’ Then you get toothpaste or deodorant on your shirt…have to change shirts, because you can’t have that when you shout ‘Burn in hell.’…[T]he same routines happen for the guy who works at Starbucks as for the guy who stands screaming in front of a clinic or at a homosexual’s funeral. Only one makes grande lattes and the other is vente crazy.”