“ Just don’t squeeze the Golden Pony too hard…it might kick you in the head like poor Clara at Light in the Piazza. Then you’ll end up retarded. But you’ll also end up with a super-hot Aaron Lazar husband. So the moral is…um…go ahead and squeeze the stuffing out of the Golden Pony…if it gets tired of crapping out adventures and gifts and famous admirers, it can sleep when it’s dead.
— Susan Blackwell (via janambm)
